The Copy Hostess Back Catalog: Fuck Spring and the Pollen Cloud It Rode In On.

Originally published: May 21st.

CURRENT MOOD:

Never have allergies ever been a problem for me.

And now, I am learning they are THE WORST.

But you know what? I deserve this. I deserve this after all the times I rolled my eyes at people in college who were suffering and sneezing.

I used to think they were just whining. But I was wrong. So wrong…

One thing I wasn’t wrong about, though: The GDPR. Expect one more warning coming your way this week. After that, no more.

As promised: I will deliver John Travolta GIFS to make the GDPR emails more bearable. I am tired of them too.

THE BEST OF LAST WEEK:

• Against guest posting (still LOVING this, don’t hurt me.)
• Learn SEO, God damn it.
• Write meta descriptions without killing yourself.
• Bio examples (get your head out of the gutter!) FTW.
• Experimenting? Do it right.
• Journalism to advertising: How to jump over.
• Go Macy’s!