Our Blog’s Official Abortion Getaway Guide.

A satire for our current times.

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Here on Boss Lady Travel, we do our best to provide tips and tricks that keep your travel life poppin.’ We’re here for your Disneyland hacks, the best things to do in Savannah, and the best times of year to visit New Orleans (Mardi Gras, anyone?).

But lately, you’ve all been asking us about a new kind of excursion: Abortion getaways.

Naturally, we couldn’t resist spilling our tips! These will apply anywhere you decide to exercise your right to bodily autonomy.

Where to stay:

• The cheapest AirBnb you can find. Why spend cash when you’re going to be laying down with a heated water bottle for hours straight?
• Your cool aunt’s house. Don’t ask, don’t tell. Just bring cigarettes.
• The apartment above the pizza place across the street from Planned Parenthood. Add in Netflix and it’s all a modern Boss Lady needs!

Helpful tip: Using AirBnb gives a receipt that validates your “spontaneous long weekend” to conservative bosses and nosey coworkers.

Fun Activities To Try:

• Enjoy a boozy brunch (obviously!). No fetus, no problem. Bring on the prosecco!