As 2019 ends, a list of things I no longer care about.
A now annual tradition. Add yours!
2 min readDec 11, 2019
- Midriff tops. Make them good, but I won’t care about them at that length.
- Kill counts in horror movies. Doesn’t make a movie good, newbie.
- Waist trainers. They’re corsets. Shut up.
- Screen printing shops. Selective prints is not an identity.
- How much people spend on weddings. Cash does not always equal class.
- “Places to drink” lists.
- Lizzo. The definition of an 8/10, with the exception of “Good as Hell” and her baller cover of “Stayin’ Alive.”
- How Melania decorated the White House for Christmas. Doesn’t this poor woman suffer enough being married to an asshole? And living in DC? Also, Department Store Christmas is indeed a style.
- All-white walls. WHY IS THIS STILL A TREND.
- Your sheer quantity of Dungeons and Dragons books. Yeah, that’s nice. Are you planning on DMing ever?
- Dice. They’re nice, but I’m not looking to build out a treasure hoard.
- Saturday Night Live.
- Andrew Lloyd Webber. Love his work. But this cocaine-sniffing queen has sold…