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As 2019 ends, a list of things I no longer care about.

A now annual tradition. Add yours!

Brit McGinnis
2 min readDec 11, 2019
Source: Pixabay.

Compare to last year’s list.

  • Midriff tops. Make them good, but I won’t care about them at that length.
  • Kill counts in horror movies. Doesn’t make a movie good, newbie.
  • Waist trainers. They’re corsets. Shut up.
  • Screen printing shops. Selective prints is not an identity.
  • How much people spend on weddings. Cash does not always equal class.
  • “Places to drink” lists.
  • Lizzo. The definition of an 8/10, with the exception of “Good as Hell” and her baller cover of “Stayin’ Alive.”
  • How Melania decorated the White House for Christmas. Doesn’t this poor woman suffer enough being married to an asshole? And living in DC? Also, Department Store Christmas is indeed a style.
  • All-white walls. WHY IS THIS STILL A TREND.
  • Your sheer quantity of Dungeons and Dragons books. Yeah, that’s nice. Are you planning on DMing ever?
  • Dice. They’re nice, but I’m not looking to build out a treasure hoard.
  • Saturday Night Live.
  • Andrew Lloyd Webber. Love his work. But this cocaine-sniffing queen has sold…

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Brit McGinnis
Brit McGinnis

Written by Brit McGinnis

Copyeditor. Copywriter. Community Manager. Your horror hostess. Writer of romance novels. Golden Rose Judge. Cited Cruella de Vil expert. Feeder of crows.

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